MY LIFE IS IN DANGER, A BROTHER CRY OUT

 I woke up to 97 notifications on Facebook

I cleaned my eyes and looked again

They were all from one person

She had liked, loved and commented on 97 posts I made on my FB and some groups I joined

I realized she had sent me a friend request

Well, if you went through the process of engaging on almost all my posts, you must really want to be my friend so I accepted

Immediately, a message dropped

"Hi handsome"

"Hello, how are you doing?"

"My own celebrity writer and crush accepted my request and is even chatting with me. Is this my birthday or Christmas?"

"Lol... you're funny. This one you're calling me celebrity, don't bill me o." I replied

"Bill you, on the contrary, I want to reward you."

"You want to reward me?"

"Yes dearie. I was sad and then I stumbled on your story and it made me laugh so hard so I checked you out and I haven't stopped reading since I entered your account. I've been laughing, crying and at some point hornier than ever. I want to reward you."

"Wow. I'm speechless. This is some review. Thanks, I aim to please I guess."

"And I'm very well pleased. Send your account number let me get you breakfast."

"Lol, you're very funny."

"I'm serious Kings, send your account number. For making me laugh, I want to wet your account and make you smile this morning."

"Really, just like that?"

"I've never been more serious. Send your account number please."

"Okay, if you insist." I quickly sent my account number and bank name to her 

In less than 5 minutes I got an alert of N50,000

I thought it was N5,000 but I checked again, it was four zeros not three. My phone almost fell from my hands in shock

I quickly chatted her up

"Ma, I think you made a mistake. You sent N50,000

"Stop it Kings, don't call me Ma and No sir, you're a King and a celebrity so you deserve a celebrity breakfast and treat. Use the N50,000 and give yourself a treat this morning, you have earned it."

Immediately, I went and checked her FB profile just to see who this angel was that God sent to me.

There was no mutual friends, that's usually a red flag for me but N50,000 can wash any red flag white.

I clicked her profile picture to see what she looked like, her DP was a big python inside a river with the face of a woman, smiling, and the head of a cat.

That's weird 

I decided to check her photos. She had only 3 pictures and the account is an old account from like 7 years ago.

The first photo I clicked, I saw a creature with horns, upper body of a woman and lower body of a snake from her waist down.

I checked the second photo, a woman, smiling with snakes on her head like Medusa, and no legs just a tail from her waist down

Haba!

I checked the third and last photo, a big red dragon sitting on different skulls with the face of a woman, smiling again with sharp teeth and snake tongue.

I paused and did the sign of the cross then I checked her bio

First daughter of Je.zeb.el and wife of the river goddess. I'm here to give you all your hearts desire.

"Ahhh!!!" I screamed

I quickly went to her inbox 

"Please ma, can you send your account number, I don't need breakfast, my wife has already served me one this morning, two sef, two breakfast in one morning. Please I want to refund you."

"No need my love, I don't accept gifts back."

"Love ke, ma please o, I'm a married man abeg, please send your account number, I want to return your money, please, I'm begging you." I was sweating as I was typing 

"You're very funny, keep it dear. I'll see you very soon, okay, love."

Ahhh, God forbid. see who!!!

I quickly blocked her on Msgr and blocked her on Facebook

Right now, I'm looking for Church or Charity to donate N50,000 to or is there anyone that wants free N50,000.

Please identify yourself let me send it to you.